Well that's just stupid...
07-03-2018, 01:01 PM
Good work his great grandad signed those binding contracts...

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09-03-2018, 07:43 PM
Just managed to beat a team 7-0. So what does their manager say?

"Their performance today was very ordinary and I'm stunned things didn't go our way. I can see them falling away pretty soon based on what I saw out there."

Hmm Shrug
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09-03-2018, 09:05 PM
I can kind of see what he means. We lost to Ipswich 6-0 about 7 years ago, and yet, the scoreline didn't reflect the match at all. There was a massive fuckup for the first and I think the second, but we more than matched them in terms of the all round performance and on another night would've been 0-0, daft as it sounds.
(15-02-2018, 10:50 PM)Rodderas Wrote: Maybe this upset the team? Fucked if I know.



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18-03-2018, 06:46 PM
My scouts recommending a player I have already signed to me...
(15-02-2018, 10:50 PM)Rodderas Wrote: Maybe this upset the team? Fucked if I know.



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29-03-2018, 03:55 PM
X is angry and demands to know why he wasn't included in the pre-season training squad

BECAUSE YOU WERE STILL ON LOAN AT THE TIME YOU IDIOT AND I COULDN'T RECALL YOU, COULD I?

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31-03-2018, 09:11 AM
Brought in a player on loan from Linfield at the start of the season who broke his leg and has been out for 6 months. I'm trying to nurse him back to health but he still can't get more than 75-77% fit and his match fitness is still below 50%. So, I'm barely giving him any playing time with the reserves, not wanting to risk further injury.

Linfield manager just called me up complaining about said player's lack of playing time... There was no "I don't want to end a young players career" option.

There was no "Fuck off" option either.
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23-04-2018, 04:42 AM
I think I broke my game.

After a press conference where both myself and my opposing manager have said we need to focus on being tight at the back, the season opener ends with a 4-4 draw.

With two missed penalties to boot.

Faint

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29-04-2018, 03:01 PM
"X is signalling to the bench that he wants to come off. It looks like a stubbed finger."

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26-08-2018, 11:54 PM
Deadline day question regarding a young Brazilian centre half I've signed for Schalke. Asked if it was a panic signing.

I've fucking had the lad on loan for the first half of the season and chosen to activate his release fee clause. How the fuck would I not know about him?
(15-02-2018, 10:50 PM)Rodderas Wrote: Maybe this upset the team? Fucked if I know.



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16-09-2018, 04:19 PM
Wantaway midfielder puts out a statement hoping his teammate - who's keeping him out of the team - stays at the club amid speculation. Bizarre.
(15-02-2018, 10:50 PM)Rodderas Wrote: Maybe this upset the team? Fucked if I know.



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26-11-2018, 01:49 PM
Scout says player X would "add a bit of quality to the first team"

What does that even mean? You're saying that on 1.5 star players for fuck's sake. The first team is double that. WHAT AM I EVEN PAYING YOU FOR?

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26-11-2018, 04:18 PM
Well, stop paying him then! Wink
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30-12-2018, 01:59 PM
I've often thought this about the records system in FM but it really is fucking daft isn't it.

I currently have a player that I witnessed score 28 goals in the league in one season in real life at my club, and the game has that in his statistics, yet he's supposedly on the verge of breaking a team record of 22 goals scored in a season... at the same fucking club?!
(15-02-2018, 10:50 PM)Rodderas Wrote: Maybe this upset the team? Fucked if I know.



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12-05-2019, 10:48 AM
Director of football is trying to sign a LM when we already have 5 of them.

Fuck off.

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12-05-2019, 05:02 PM
Might need a bit of depth? Mrgreen
(15-02-2018, 10:50 PM)Rodderas Wrote: Maybe this upset the team? Fucked if I know.



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02-06-2019, 06:23 AM
Groundsman proudly announces the pitch has been relaid and its condition is now perfect.

The day before the final game of the season.

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